Brave seven-foot pioneers ought to muster up more than two boards per game.
YEARS PLAYED: 2000-05
TEAMS: Mavericks, Clippers, Heat
POSITION: C, 7’0”, 255lbs
STATS: 4.4PTS, 1.7REB, 0.3AST in 9.2MIN
APPROXIMATE # OF BATTLES FOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE’S LIBERATION ARMY: 0
Changed his name from Tony Del Pasta to avoid sounding too Italian, but to no avail. Also, “del negro” translated means “the black” or “of black,” a thousand and four percent accurate.
YEARS PLAYED: 1988-2002
TEAMS: Kings, Spurs, Bucks, Warriors, Suns
POSITION: G, 6’4”, 185lbs
STATS: 9.1PTS, 2.3REB, 3.2AST in 24.9MIN
ESTIMATED NUMBER OF LOUD, AFFECTIONATE FAMILY MEMBERS: 31
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